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Late Tuesday & Wednesday beauties
      Wed Aug 04 2004 07:26 PM

Remember folks, it's all in fun...

Some great quotes from the boards...

"But I think it won't go the way of the varmint."
>Heh

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" I was digging the Morehead City radar all day"
>Is that a "dirty" site?

"all I can do is hope it's nothing serious and just sets the table for a good tropical wave drink, surf and smoke fest. Party on Island dudes!"
>You do mean cigarettes, right?

"It's Wild Turkey 101 night (over ice with a splash of tap water)"
>Don't you have school in the morning?

"I still think that this system, if it can survive the next couple of days, will make it to TS status - probably late Thursday or early Friday"
>If not, I like my crow open-fire roasted, with melted gorgonzola and capers

"Couple of late night notes. 1) this drink is very strong. 2) I'll check the comedy stuff soon."
>So far, you're the star of the show

"I would like to THANK everyone on this site for their posts. From when I was able to check in - this message board has the best updated information and most accurate forecasts.

I commend Ed, LI Phil, HankFrank, Mike C. and John C for running such an outstanding board."
>Thank the Bros. Cornelius (some posters are polite)

"I'm trying to get a feel for what she's doing, but this is just about how they did it a hundred years ago........ "
>But that was before Al Gore invented the Internet

"I think the models are out to lunch with this one"
>That's because they were hungry

"Not much happening in Trinidad"
>That's their new Board of Tourism slogan

"Grenada doesn't look like much either"
>Yeah, I dated her once and I agree

"Hello James"
>Hello anon

"Looks more and more like Rabbit has the call on TD#2. He gets due credit if his prediction comes through but then again he also has those college text books and fancy programs..."
>Yep. Dem college boys
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"I still foresee development and a deep penetration into the Carribean before recurvature."
>Do you have her phone number?

"Bugsy could be right on this one too."
>And we know he hates to be right

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"So technically they're issuing advisories on a tropical wave?"
>Well, it's the NHC, dummy

"remember Alex next time y'all want to count out a storm real early on"
>Yeah. Now I'm taking my ball and going home

"If it turns to the right slightly it will take it right up the Bristol Channel and River Severn estuary to the county where Rich B and I live."
>You guys live together? Hope you're just friends.

""Will go with the speed demon theory...misses the trof...survives the graveyard...gets into the GOM. Then heads straight for Rickonboat as a CAT V."

Love it...I should be so lucky."
>Good to have you back Rick

"If you are on a boat....whatever mooring you have won't withstand a CAT V. Why on earth would you "love it"?? "
>Newbie

"First rain band, he's five states away from Mobile anyway."
>Long time poster

"If a cat 3 hit....my 34' trawler is toast. At least with a cat 5, I won't waste time trying to shore up the lines. ha!"
>ha indeed

"If an Andrew hit...body bags..'"
>Cannot in good conscience make a sarcastic remark

"Well, he does look great on satellite."
>He's even better looking in person...the camera puts on 10 pounds

"look at Alex's eye"
>Why, he's got glaucoma

"Bobbi's little girl is looking rough right now but you know she gets frisky at night."
>(There were a lot of ways I could go with this one, but settled for this) Don't you be talking about Bobbi's daughter that way

"I was laughing when I posted that response."
>And they say you can't walk and chew gum at the same time

"Thanks Phil for the Mid-Day WV Loop break..."
>That reminds me, you never paid me for the last one

"most people tracked it until it reached a neighborhood bar in Oklahoma and ordered Poneys for dinner."
>Hurricanes can order drinks?

"The bottom half seems to have disapeered."
>Reviewing the fashion statement of Rabbit's icon (avatar)

"Oh great, you are doing another one of those today"
>If the people like it, it may be a recurring theme.

Q:"Anyone think this is a CAT III?"
A:"I think it could be - looks more organised than a CAT 2."
>Yeah, it went to Home Depot and got some boxes and stuff

"Give Rabbit the carrot!"
>BEST post title of the day award winner
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"leave behind the part that's lagging behind, join a gym in Aruba, do some butt lifts and work on her overall muscle tone and show us something"
>Advertisement for new Gold's Gym opening on Aruba

"Shows you.. one should never drink and drive.. never mix meds and stay off those herbal cocktails."
>Best off topic post EVER on these boards

"She was like on speed or something.
>Naw, just crushed up Vivarin snorted the night before cramming for the big final...stayed up all night...went to take a "quick" 6:00 am nap. And slept through the test.

"Sorry Phil but looks like Rabbit got this one right."
>Will you people STOP reminding me of that

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"I'm with you Phil, I'm not giving up yet."
>Till death do us part

"the heretic Rabbit who is obviously descended from the red-eyed beast guarding the cave in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and not the animated carrot-chomping varmint he purports to be. Nee!"
>Heh

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"It will be like following in the wake of a Semi truck, in a Volkswagon mimi bus with no stabilzers on the axel."
>I didn't know Semi's were boats

"NHC doesn't seem to be doing very good with this one."
>Hey, I thought everyone on the board liked the NHC

"Gotta go with the gut here, and the gut says, "feed me.""
>OK, so that was my own...shoot me

"Will go with the speed demon theory...misses the trof...survives the graveyard...gets into the GOM. Then heads straight for Rickonboat as a CAT V"
>So sue me

"But that's the boring scenario. This is a challenge."
>John Kerry's response to a reporter's question on whether he will stop flip-flopping on the issues

"I'll probably be totally wrong"
>The thought that goes through my head every time I make a prediction here

"It's rabbit hunting season."
>Duck Season/Rabbit season/Duck Season/Rabbit season

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"The trough will become our friend, not our enemy"
>Ah, detente (for you younger members, ask your mammy and pappy what that means)

"Well I have been off the mark this season"
>What's the last thing you'll ever see Rabbit post?

"This is just a guess., and of course this may never happen"
>Forecaster Avila

"Here's hoping for good looking Bonnie"
>Toast made just before going on a blind date

----that's it for now, will update if necessary----

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* Gems From Today Ed DunhamAdministrator Wed Aug 04 2004 07:26 PM
. * * Re: Gems From Today LI Phil   Tue Aug 03 2004 09:01 PM
. * * cute LoisCane   Tue Aug 03 2004 09:28 PM
. * * Re: cute hurricane_run   Tue Aug 03 2004 11:00 PM
. * * Re: cute ticka1   Wed Aug 04 2004 12:32 AM
. * * Re: cute LI Phil   Wed Aug 04 2004 02:47 PM
. * * Late Tuesday & Wednesday beauties LI Phil   Wed Aug 04 2004 07:26 PM
. * * Re: Late Tuesday & Wednesday beauties cyclone_head   Wed Aug 04 2004 09:55 PM
. * * Re: Late Tuesday & Wednesday beauties Anonymous   Wed Aug 04 2004 09:08 PM
. * * Re: Late Tuesday & Wednesday beauties Cycloneye   Wed Aug 04 2004 08:53 PM

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