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warning lables on alcohol containers
      Fri May 13 2005 12:49 PM

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the U.S. Goverment`s suggestion that the following warning lables be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers.....Warning:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when your not.......Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in thinking you can really dance........Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them......Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you can really sing....Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.....Warning: The consumtion of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex with out spitting....Warning: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher ,smarter,faster and better looking than most people.....Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.....Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy....Warning: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked........Weatherchef

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. * * warning lables on alcohol containers B.C.Francis   Fri May 13 2005 12:49 PM
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