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Re: Old age
      Mon Aug 01 2005 02:59 PM

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually.

He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to
work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he
says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you
have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?"

The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it
will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year." The old
gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on
his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is
Lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he has the most gigantic
stiffie ever, just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,

"What did you say '123' for?


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. * * Trouble marriage Part 1 B.C.Francis   Sun Jul 31 2005 09:29 AM
. * * Re: Trouble marriage Part 2 FlaMommy   Sun Jul 31 2005 12:52 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 B.C.Francis   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:08 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 FlaMommy   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:10 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 B.C.Francis   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:16 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 Heather   Sun Jul 31 2005 02:11 PM
. * * Husband Shopping Center Jamiewx   Sun Jul 31 2005 10:31 PM
. * * Re: Husband Shopping Center B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 07:30 AM
. * * The Perfect Gift FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 12:38 PM
. * * Re: The Perfect Gift FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 12:42 PM
. * * Old age B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 01:40 PM
. * * Re: Old age FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 02:59 PM
. * * GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 03:00 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 03:41 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 04:30 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Heather   Mon Aug 01 2005 06:46 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 07:26 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:38 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Serino   Sun Sep 11 2005 12:29 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:39 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:40 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:41 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 08:29 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Somebody   Tue Aug 02 2005 08:51 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Wed Aug 03 2005 08:59 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! TAZMAN   Wed Aug 03 2005 10:06 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Wed Aug 03 2005 01:25 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Wed Aug 03 2005 03:33 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Wed Aug 03 2005 03:49 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Storm Cooper   Wed Aug 03 2005 08:06 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Wed Aug 03 2005 11:50 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Thu Aug 04 2005 08:43 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Thu Aug 04 2005 08:47 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Thu Aug 04 2005 08:59 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Thu Aug 04 2005 10:47 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Fri Aug 05 2005 03:51 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Heather   Fri Aug 05 2005 06:01 PM
. * * EQUAL TIME for the fellas... LI Phil   Fri Aug 05 2005 08:25 PM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... B.C.Francis   Sat Aug 06 2005 08:44 AM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... FlaMommy   Sat Aug 06 2005 11:56 AM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... FlaMommy   Sat Aug 06 2005 11:57 AM
. * * Rules Men Wish Women Knew B.C.Francis   Sun Aug 07 2005 11:21 AM
. * * Re: Good Clean Joke....lol FlaMommy   Tue Aug 09 2005 10:38 AM
. * * Stroke B.C.Francis   Tue Aug 09 2005 04:43 PM
. * * Re: I MISSED U GUYS... FlaMommy   Thu Aug 11 2005 11:37 AM
. * * Re: I MISSED U GUYS... FlaMommy   Thu Aug 11 2005 11:40 AM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... B.C.Francis   Sat Aug 06 2005 01:48 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 09:11 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Storm Cooper   Tue Aug 02 2005 08:36 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 FlaMommy   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:13 PM

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