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Re: GOOD ONE!!!
      Tue Aug 02 2005 11:40 AM

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

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* Cows & Politics Explained Jamiewx Tue Aug 02 2005 11:40 AM
. * * Trouble marriage Part 1 B.C.Francis   Sun Jul 31 2005 09:29 AM
. * * Re: Trouble marriage Part 2 FlaMommy   Sun Jul 31 2005 12:52 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 B.C.Francis   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:08 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 FlaMommy   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:10 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 B.C.Francis   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:16 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 Heather   Sun Jul 31 2005 02:11 PM
. * * Husband Shopping Center Jamiewx   Sun Jul 31 2005 10:31 PM
. * * Re: Husband Shopping Center B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 07:30 AM
. * * The Perfect Gift FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 12:38 PM
. * * Re: The Perfect Gift FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 12:42 PM
. * * Old age B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 01:40 PM
. * * Re: Old age FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 02:59 PM
. * * GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 03:00 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 03:41 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Mon Aug 01 2005 04:30 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Heather   Mon Aug 01 2005 06:46 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Mon Aug 01 2005 07:26 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:38 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Serino   Sun Sep 11 2005 12:29 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:39 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:40 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 11:41 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 08:29 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Somebody   Tue Aug 02 2005 08:51 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Wed Aug 03 2005 08:59 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! TAZMAN   Wed Aug 03 2005 10:06 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Wed Aug 03 2005 01:25 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Wed Aug 03 2005 03:33 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Wed Aug 03 2005 03:49 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Storm Cooper   Wed Aug 03 2005 08:06 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Wed Aug 03 2005 11:50 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Thu Aug 04 2005 08:43 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Thu Aug 04 2005 08:47 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Thu Aug 04 2005 08:59 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Thu Aug 04 2005 10:47 AM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! B.C.Francis   Fri Aug 05 2005 03:51 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Heather   Fri Aug 05 2005 06:01 PM
. * * EQUAL TIME for the fellas... LI Phil   Fri Aug 05 2005 08:25 PM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... B.C.Francis   Sat Aug 06 2005 08:44 AM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... FlaMommy   Sat Aug 06 2005 11:56 AM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... FlaMommy   Sat Aug 06 2005 11:57 AM
. * * Rules Men Wish Women Knew B.C.Francis   Sun Aug 07 2005 11:21 AM
. * * Re: Good Clean Joke....lol FlaMommy   Tue Aug 09 2005 10:38 AM
. * * Stroke B.C.Francis   Tue Aug 09 2005 04:43 PM
. * * Re: I MISSED U GUYS... FlaMommy   Thu Aug 11 2005 11:37 AM
. * * Re: I MISSED U GUYS... FlaMommy   Thu Aug 11 2005 11:40 AM
. * * Re: EQUAL TIME for the fellas... B.C.Francis   Sat Aug 06 2005 01:48 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! FlaMommy   Tue Aug 02 2005 09:11 PM
. * * Re: GOOD ONE!!! Storm Cooper   Tue Aug 02 2005 08:36 PM
. * * Re: Troubled marriage Part 2 FlaMommy   Sun Jul 31 2005 01:13 PM

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