FLHurricane.com: Speaking of humor....lol

Q.> Why are hurricanes named after women?
A.> Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they
leave they take your house and your car.

Q.> Why are hurricanes named after men?
A.> Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.

Ed.Note: They are however called HURricanes and not HISricanes...

Q. whats the difference between hurricane bonnie and hurricane monica?
A. hurricane monica blew a crooked path
A. hurricane bonnie induced only one surge (vs 18)

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hang on to your nuts - this isn't going to be a regular blow job!

Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane
in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, A hurricane
and a divorced wife.
Nothing, They all get the house.

What do anabolic steroids and Hurricane Gilbert have in common?
They make Jamaicans run like hell.

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"Haven't thought of a witty one lately"

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